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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

35 minutes ago on April 20th | J | 440,462 notes

mathmaticalkrillbits:

“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging

38 minutes ago on April 20th | J | 260,309 notes

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

41 minutes ago on April 20th | J | 431,018 notes
cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

1 hour ago on April 19th | J | 230,802 notes
Tagged as: #cats 

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

1 hour ago on April 19th | J | 30,828 notes
1 hour ago on April 19th | J | 1 note

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

1 hour ago on April 19th | J | 25,927 notes
asexualfactoftheday:

Submitted by smutprincess.
[#431. Asexuals can, without fail, physically intimidate most birds.]

asexualfactoftheday:

Submitted by smutprincess.

[#431. Asexuals can, without fail, physically intimidate most birds.]

2 hours ago on April 19th | J | 317 notes
miraculoustang:

i wANNA SEE BLOOD POWERS SO BAD U HAVE NO IDEA

miraculoustang:

i wANNA SEE BLOOD POWERS SO BAD U HAVE NO IDEA

2 hours ago on April 19th | J | 639 notes

Noticing a typo you can’t fix from mobile tumbler

7 hours ago on April 19th | J | 1 note